Dear diary,
Today was a rather intriguing start to my training with this old Merlyn fellow. I don't know what exactly I'm getting myself into but I think I am caught up in some type of hippy psychedelic coup. Just looking at this man gives me the feeling he's ready to rip a bong at any minute but that's besides the point. I am very concerned for my health for I believe Meryln somehow slipped drugs into my system without my knowledge. One minute I'm in class bored out of my mind thinking of random things I could be doing right now like being a fish (I'm weird don't ask why). So I just decided to yell out loud that I wanted to be a fish and POOF all I remember after that is being an actual fish! Did Merlyn have me take acid before my training? It's funny because I remember seeing a fish Meryln. It was the spitting image of him I can't make this up. It was so wrinkly and had a long gray beard just like him. Anyways that's besides the point we ended up meeting a freaking fish king! His name was Black Peter which I find odd because he looked more like a John to me but I'm getting off track. This man was crazy as balls. Who's decision was it to make this guy king because he was the most selfish, egotistical fish I've ever met. He was going on this hour long rant about how "Power of the body is the ultimate thing. Might is right". Which seemed like some good advice, I thought we were making good progress until he threatened to eat me and Merlyn fish. Everything after that was a blur, the only thing I remember happening afterwards was me and Merlyn lying on the drawbridge. I don't know what kind of drugs this old man is taking... but I think I like it.
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